Have you ever just wanted to say fuck it and leave your life behind and head for the hills?!? I get the urge once in a while but then I think I would freeze or starve to death within a week.
Besides, who would make my mt.dew? Can even get the ingredients for mt.dew in the wild?!? I could grow my own pot but then what happens when I get the munchies?!? I don't think tree limbs and bark would be good munchies material.
I could camp out in my backyard for a few weeks... act like I'm tracking animals by sneaking into the kitchen and tackling a raw chicken. I've heard raw chicken is quite dangerous though.
Ah fuck it.... I'll just stay here and stalk the mt.dew and Ritz crackers in my cupboard.... that's enough adventure for me. That's gettin back to the basics.... right?!?!
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I'm a wife and mother coping with Fibromyalgia. This blog is more or less just my thoughts and views on the world around me... hope you enjoy.
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