The Accident....

When my oldest son was about three I took him shopping at Fred Meyers. I was looking through the clothes and my son would usually stay right next to me. This time he kept creeping around the other side of the rack away from me. Finally I walked up to him and asked "What are you doing?" He just gave me a strange look and then the smell hit me.
I said "Did you go poopoo?" He said "It was an assident.(accident)" I said "Oh man! Ok let's go to the bathroom." So off we went... I got him in the bathroom and got him stripped from the waste down. His undies were so soiled that I just wrapped them in paper towels and threw them out. He had gotten a bit of poo down the leg of his pants so I cleaned him up with soap, water, and copious amounts of paper towels.
When he was clean I set him up on the counter on a paper towel so that he wouldn't decide to do some scuba diving in the toilet while I was working on his pants. So while he sat there naked from the waste down I went to work on cleaning his pants good enough to get us out of the store and home. An old woman in her early 70's, I would guess, walked in.
My son looked at the lady and then points and says "These are my balls." The lady smiled sweetly and said "Yes dear, every lil boys has them." and continued into a stall. I didn't know whether I should die laughing or of embarrassment... so I put his pants on and did both when we got out to the car.
He's going to love me for putting this story on here ... but it's one of my favorites and to this day if he does anything embarrassing I simply have to say "These are my balls." and he slinks off without a word.... lmao I love being a Mom!